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You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
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Photo reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 92,419 notes
skittles what the fuck
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
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Post reblogged from Vworp, Vworp, Motherfuckers! with 111,695 notes
highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
is that what happens on hannibal?
omg
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Post reblogged from I'm not okay, I promise. with 128,883 notes
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
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Chat reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 30,575 notes
- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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Post reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 19,060 notes
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
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Quote reblogged from Wake Me When I'm Sober with 48,523 notes
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
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