"I constantly disappear and reappear, it's a thing I do, sub-atomically. It's happened several times in this conversation already, but it happens so fast that you couldn't perceive it."

21st May 2013

Post reblogged from Unlicensed Temporal Disruption Detected! with 2,305 notes

confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

Source: confusedtree

21st May 2013

Photo reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 92,419 notes

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

Source: facebook.com

21st May 2013

Post reblogged from Vworp, Vworp, Motherfuckers! with 111,695 notes

highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:

deanisanactualprincess:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

is that what happens on hannibal?

omg

Source: mistercoventry

21st May 2013

Post reblogged from I'm not okay, I promise. with 128,883 notes

kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

image

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20th May 2013

Chat reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 30,575 notes

  • sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Source: masturbuddy

19th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Sweet Intoxication with 60,603 notes

ohcorny:

weepinduo

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19th May 2013

Post reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 19,060 notes

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

Source: internet-slang

19th May 2013

Photo reblogged from too many waiters turn out to be traitors with 9,859 notes

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19th May 2013

Quote reblogged from Wake Me When I'm Sober with 48,523 notes

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)

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(via ornamentedbeing)

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19th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Violet Dawne with 3,923 notes

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