I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
Tumblr and Puns
posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1
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robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.
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Your absence fucks me up harder than your presence ever could
in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
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